[WIP] The Banana Bran Flakes War Tapestry

The epic battle depicted in the most awesome of ways.

The Sun Tyrant, Serpentestia and her twisted new form, given to her through her loyalty to the mighty Xananab, a fruity yellow deity of Cthulhu-esque mindfuckery.
The cybernetic General Dong, Xananab's finest champion, resurrected to serve His Order.
And the Jman, with a whole network of interdimensional portals and minions to supply Xananab's army, with a personal liking for BWONANAHS.

On the goodie side, you have yours truly, Commander Beniel Othal Omega of the New Bran Flakes Republic, fighting the tyranny of the Order of Xananab with the power of British gentlemen, sensible haircuts, and all the experimental tech being developed by Her Royal Majesty in collaboration with Mann Co., including flying cars, amphibious tanks, robotic sharks, mechanical emus and other crazy shit that the Australians came up with.

In the middle is the tragic prophet, Derpy Hooves, whose pleas for peace and both sides sitting down and having muffins will forever go unheard, because nobody can find the time for it between all the nasty war business.

Which side will you pick? Here's a hint. Pick the winning side. The BRAN side! Bananas are disgusting.

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